Saturday, March 26, 2005

woopy doo da day,
An Easter gift kinda came early six days ago:
I got this thru my agonist email account:

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Attention:

This is to inform you that I have been informed by Mrs.Jennifer Wilson
of her intensions in WILLING $1.5 million US dollars to you. I will
immediately proceed in notifying Mrs.Jennifer Wilson's bank in order for
the funds to be released and transferred to you.

She has WILLED the funds to you based on her own decision. I will
require the following information below to process the release of the
funds and notification to the bank.

1. Full name
2. Country of Residence
3. Telephone number.

Sincerely,

Johnson Briggs (Barr.in Law)
**SOLICITOR AND LEGAL PRACTITIONER**
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I supplied my details as requested above
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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 06:46:46 -0500, jjsolicitors@netscape.net
> wrote:
>> ATTENTION: Graham Upshell
>>
>> This is to notify you that I have applied to Jennifer's bank for the release of the funds making you the beneficiary to the amount of $1.5 million dollars.
>>
>> I shall notify you as soon as the application is approved. Endeavour to confirm the receipt of this mail.You can call me with my number below.
>>
>> Attach is the letter to the Bank.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Johnson Briggs (Barr.in Law).
>> **SOLICITOR AND LEGAL PRACTITIONER**
>> TEL: +44.7704708723
>> FAX: +44.8701301545
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Dear Messr Briggs
Thanks for the notification, how often do you get to such a lovely job
like this one?
Graham

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ATTENTION: Graham Upshell

This is to officially congratulate you that Mrs.Jennifer Wilson's bank have approved to release the funds which has been WILLED to you. This is based upon my notification to them that my client has WILLED $1.5 million US dollars to you.

The bank also requires me to tender a sworn affidavit from the British court, stating that you are now the actual beneficiary to the funds before transfer can be made to your designated account. I would also like to let you know that this sworn affidavit from the court would cost a total of £1,000(One thousand Pounds) to obtain. I hereby advise that you try and send this payment of £1,000(One thousand pounds) in order for me to obtain the affidavit from the british court of law making you the official beneficiary to this fund, in order to allow the bank transfer the 1.5 million dollars to you.

I would advise that you make the payment through western union money transfer with my name (JOHNSON BRIGGS) in order to facilitate the obtainance of the affidavit and the transfer of the funds to your account.

I would like to also notify you that Mrs.Jennifer Wilson passed away this morning during an operation .May her soul rest in peace.

I expect to hear from you soon, so that I can facilitate and conclude the transaction on your behalf.And as soon as the release is approved the bank shall contact you through your email address and you can tell them how you want to receive the funds.I have also attached my letter to the bank.

DETAILS FOR WESTERN UNION PAYMENT:
NAME FOR PAYMENT: JOHNSON BRIGGS
ADDRESS: 11 AMBLESIDE POINT
SE15 1EA, LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM.

Sincerely,
Johnson Briggs (Barr.in Law).
**SOLICITOR AND LEGAL PRACTITIONER**
TEL: +44.7787173525.
FAX: +44.8701341382.
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Dear Johnson,

This is the way I would like this to work:
You pay the £1000.00 out of your Solicititors work fund for the court matter.
I have instructed my British Solicitors, in Dorset, to provide any
assistance you may require. Please advise which bank will be
transferring the funds.

For your assistance in this matter I have asked my solicitors to make
a payment of £30,000.00 to you as a thank you.

Please advise full address of your company, and your bank details so
my solicitor can arrange transfer of the gratuity to you.

yours sincerely
Graham

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Now I wait but I am not waiting at all!!!

Friday, March 25, 2005

In the middle of Triduum time a quick Easter greeting to the readers.

meanwhile sean-paul over at the agonist has got the diary disease linking to great news such as billmon who is back. - Yep, the barman writeth and linketh, on addictions and Wolfowitz.